Friday, June 26, 2009

So not ready to go to work

I do not want to go to work today. I got out at 1:30am last night, and have to be back at 1:00pm today... I hate that place sometimes. Well, honestly, most of the time. Actually, to be fully honest, ALL OF THE TIME. It might not be so bad if the A/C didn't quit working EVERY summer. Plus, I'm still at a point of depression over the loss of Michael Jackson. The entire entertainment industry will never be the same. Nobody could perform like him. Yeah, he may have gotten a little "strange" in the past decade (or two) but he was still Mike. Nobody in history could slay the audience like he could.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

First Entry!!

Ok, here we go. My very first entry on this blog. What can I say? The world is crazy. Politicians keep getting caught having affairs, Iran is a powder keg, Iraq still ain't acting right, North Korea threatens to wipe the U.S. "off the map" if we start shit with them. Start shit with them? He's been fucking with everybody for years! China and Russia are even getting tired of him acting like a fool. Why won't that crazy man just stop begging for attention? And mark my words, I can almost 100% guarantee that everybody is going to start pissing on themselves on July 4th because Kim Jong-Il is going to launch missiles. He better not let any of that shit hit Hawaii. And if anybody from North Korea reads this (actually, I'm not sure if you guys are allowed access to the Internet there) will you please tell him that he isn't fooling anybody!! His platform shoes and big hair DOES NOT make him look any taller! We all know that he's only like 4ft tall. Wearing big-ass Paris Hilton glasses and shit. Remember that time when he kidnapped that movie director and that actress because he's obsessed with movies? Goodness... Well, North Korea, you now have your very own George W. Bush... The embarrassment of a nation. Now now, if there are any "conservatives" or actual Republicans reading this, here is my disclaimer: Now, as an American, George W. Bush was my President. And I honor him. But I'll be quite frank, he fucked up quite a bit. And was always seeming a bit behind things. Acting all brand-new and shit. Dancing on the White House lawn while he was waiting for John McCain. But either way, George, I respect you, but damn... You dropped the ball!